10 Things I Didn’t Expect From Being A Parent

I Have Poo Tinnitus. It’s true. Everywhere I go I can smell a gentle whiff of poo. Where it’s coming from I can’t tell you. It may be that changing a multitude of nappies has made me especially sensitive to the aroma of fecal matter?

Carry on… laughing!

I do think that there is often a lot of over-thinking that takes place around babies. Parents are expected to give answers to questions that really don’t matter and act as if they do. 

If you can’t say anything nice…

It’s these people, and their blissful ignorance, that contemporary parents must learn to navigate around. Like hidden rocks among the flotsam and jetsam of parenting – they must be spotted and avoided if possible.

The Sequel: ANOTHER 5 Stupid things I am regularly asked!!!

If you think you’re busy, but you still have time to poo on your own – then, frankly, you’re not.